hes in jail for offering little kids his nuts

there seems to be a misunderstanding

i always knew the "you're going to love my nuts" phrase was foreshadowing future events.

hey kid wanna eat some of my nuts?

reminds me of Jared Fogle

oh no

oh shit

gary

according to hazza

ohh

looked pretty physical if you ask me

LOL

oh my god

jesus

lesson number 1: dont give your nuts to children.